stickysheep:

emilyfrxnces:

cloudstreamer:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER FOREVER

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HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!

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machines-of-radiant-design:

bootyaficionado:

snapchatting:

this is very important

RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES

The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.

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six-foot-two-phanchild:

mollypred:

blue-eyed-hanji:

mikasa-ackerman:

menstruacion:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

babydontreply:

sizvideos:

Video

😭😭😭

oh my god

NNNONONONONONONONONONN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT

WATCH THE ACTUAL VIDEO it’ll make you feel 10000x better

IT S TILL NMADE ME CRY

I was so scared

Im so bbing on hoyg d

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newmindsets:


And when I see her
I’ll tell her what’s been on my mind
all these sleepless nights.
She’ll recite her excuses
Put my tail between these legs of mine
like I do all the time.

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Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

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(i) You will meet a boy whose lips will taste like raspberries
He will ask you to send him pictures of yourself, in your most intimate state
Do not do it, he is poison, he will use them for his own pleasure then leave you wondering
why you aren’t good enough
Your body is beautiful, but your mind is to die for
He is insignificant

(ii) You will be on the beach one day, a popular girl will point out the stretch marks that delicately lick your hips
She will look you in the eyes and laugh
Don’t you dare cover them up
You are a tiger
You have earned your fucking stripes

(iii) Do not confuse lust with love
You might feel like your insides are melting when he touches your thighs
But it will not be worth the pain of you lying on the bathroom floor sobbing at 4am after he finds someone new

(iv) Wear your favourite shoes all the time
It doesn’t matter if they go with your outfit
So what if they’re bright red?
If you love them wear them

(v) Masturbate
Find out what feels good for you
Don’t ever be ashamed either
You need to find out how to bring yourself to climax
So that you can teach him or her just how you like it, don’t waste time

(vi) Be polite, but if you don’t like something you have no obligation to go through with it
‘No’ is a complete sentence
It does not require justification or explanation

(vii) If you meet someone and he cannot come to terms with the fact that hair grows from your legs, your armpits and your vagina then he does not deserve to be within 10ft of you
You are under no obligation to shave

(viii) Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina
It is not supposed to smell like a fucking fruit basket
If he says he will not go down on you because he ‘does not like the smell’
Direct him to the door
Tell him to go and fuck a melon

(ix) If you meet a stranger with green hair that sticks up in all the wrong places
Listen to them
Learn from them, drink in their passion and curiosity

(x) Your mistakes do not define you
Don’t let them keep you awake at night

(xi) You do not need someone else to complete you
You are a masterpiece
Stop waiting for a boy to come and sweep you off your feet
Go on dates, to the cinema, to restaurants
It is okay to do things by yourself
You need to know how to be content with being alone

(xii) Your first and last love should always be yourself.

Dear Sixteen Year Old Self // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

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thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

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urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

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